fake poll

[johncomic]

Sorry, folx, as a cheap bastard free-account holder, I'm unable to create a Real Poll® but I'd appreciate if you'd provide your feedback nonetheless:

1. When a guy has bragged to me about the size of his equipment:

A) I have always blown him off as a pathetic scuzz-loser
B) on at least one occasion I have hooked up with him, either because of, or regardless of,  his claims

2. When I have hooked up with a guy who has bragged to me about the size of his equipment:

A) I have invariably found him to be telling the truth
B) on at least one occasion I have found him to have noticeably overestimated the caliber of his endowment

3. When I have hooked up with a guy who has overestimated the size of his equipment:

A) by that time I no longer cared either way: I was with him because I liked him, and could forgive his initial insecurity with me
B) I have never gone with him again cuz he's superficial and a liar
C) I have bailed on him on the spot cuz he's superficial and a liar


Please take advantage of the fact that you can modify the above text in your answers, or explain in further detail, cuz you're replying manually and it isn't a Real Poll®.