Huh.

[johncomic]

Lotta ads for white teeth running on LJ these days. I was just looking at one, and suddenly thought, “her teeth are as white as her eyeballs”. Quite possible that both were Photoshopped, but then I wondered: what if things were the opposite? What if all the ads were for products trying to turn your eyeballs yellow? “Get that freshly jaundiced sclera look with Ocu-tine®!”